Takes one sip of coffee
When the toilet seat is warm but you live alone
My house plants watching me put water in the coffee maker
Now you have to turn on the car
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
Beatboxers when they see a box
When you make it to the bathroom just in time
When Pinocchio has been roasting me
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