My brain two seconds after I lock a door
Me laughing at my own jokes before I hit send
Me at least once a day, everyday
When guys become dads
When you don't need a squad
You'd think that with the amount of overthinking I do I'd make the right decisions
What my food sees through the door of the microwave
Stays in the house so I won't spend money
When you bite the inside of your cheek
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