I'm going to keep you clean and take care of you
Me plotting out the perfect exit when I've reached my social limit
Sorry, I didn't text back
When you're left alone with another introvert
*Puts car in neutral*
Watching Brooklyn 99
The Right Way To Cut a Sandwich
Why I can't hang out
Stay out of my feed with your corny posts
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