My fridge when I'm trying to figure out something to eat
When you accidently slam down the toilet seat
Takes one sip of coffee
When I'm trying to parallel park
Promise you won't tell anyone
*removes phone case*
The fastest things on Earth
Me pretending not to see
When I peel potatoes
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