When I talk on the phone at my house
When you're approaching someone in a long hallway
When my alarm wakes me up
Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken
I almost didn't come in today
A big decision for my cat
When I peel potatoes
POV: You're not paying attention to me
Random extrovert that liked me for no reason
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