When the relationship doesn't work
That one friend who just texts you "here" instead of knocking
My face when my kids tell me to turn down my music
My dog won't hurt you
Morning people by 8 PM
Me building in the Sims
When you hit a pothole and it sounds expensive
When it's almost bedtime
Me reentering the dating pool
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