Takes one sip of coffee
*Dented car speeds past me*
I am fast, very fast
Motherhood gives you a special glow
Me before clicking "pay now"
When you got two pets
When Netflix freezes to ask if you're still watching
If I ever win the lottery, I ain't tellin no one but there will be signs
My brain VS. My mouth
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