*Dented car speeds past me*
Me at least once a day, everyday
My wife's hair in the drain
Me telling my mom a secret
Me when others arrive late VS. Me when I arrive late
My cat who just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning himself
Cheer up, you only need to work tomorrow and 45 more years
When someone asks you how your night went
And then I try to turn it back and it’s freezing
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