Don't let a good day distract you
When you accidently slam down the toilet seat
The anxiety in my head
When the wife starts posting selfies
When you blindly trust your sister
When someone tells me to do something that I was already gonna do
Me wide awake in the middle of the night
Me with soft boiled eggs
When people test your patience at work
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