I like my water the way I like my emotions
Me after I finally decide what to watch on Netflix
Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no
When I say I'm functional this is what I mean
POV: You're gonna clank this twice befor using it
Me when animals die in movies
I could be planning to wash dishes
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