How the professor explains it
When you invite your lactose intolerant friends over for milkshakes
Neither feels right and this is giving me anxiety
When you take that walk of faith into your kitchen
Are you angry?
I could never be a DJ because I'd play songs strictly for me
*Watches the food network once*
I found where my ex was born
My dad played that card until I was 16
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