You can't touch this
I still have another 5 minutes before my break is over
My kid coming to ask me if they can eat a family size bag of chips
When the GPS says you'll be there in 30 minutes
I couldn't think of anything better to with a time machine
I have to start eating better
Women when they have to admit they were wrong
When you do something really bad in a dream
When you're bonding with your pet
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