Ghosting everyone for no reason
The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
I can't wait for my birthday
When the GPS says you'll be there in 30 minutes
Me trying workout at home
When someone tells you to take the upcoming exit
Sometimes I just want to grab my 3 dollars and run away
I am making an omelette
2 hours of sleep VS. 11 hours of sleep
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