Every t-shirt I buy eventually becomes a pyjama top
Stop making faces at people
When someone asks you a question right after you wake up
Girls before marriage VS. Girls after marriage
I like sandwiches and I have anxiety
Almost ready so stop rushing me
What sort of position are you looking for?
POV: You're not paying attention to me
Me laughing at my own jokes before I hit send
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