When you didn't buy any snacks at the supermarket
My taste in women
Watching scenes from The Shire
Don't be negative, go out and enjoy life
Disposable razors are good for up to 10 shaves
The only happy ending I know
Me spending money on travel
When I log out of Steam
Waitress: Are you guys doing okay?
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