When I'm finally finished doing everything by myself
When my kids come to tell me a message from my wife
Me browsing cars I can't afford
You have emotionally clocked out for the day
How long is the flight?
*Dented car speeds past me*
Me when I'm crossing the street and a car acts like they not gonna stop
My girlfriend doesn't control me
Waves at someone who wasn't waving at me
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