When they respond with better sarcasm
I could never be a DJ because I'd play songs strictly for me
Me laughing at my own jokes before I hit send
It's wird but my handwriting depends on a brand of a pen
When the toilet stall door doesn't have a lock
Getting home from a concert
When you get in an argument with your mom
Finally catches up with all my bills
Food gives you energy
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