How my wife sleeps
When you are 12 hours into a game of Monopoly
When you try pulling the hotel blanket from where it's tucked
Summer is better than winter
Now you have to turn on the car
When I say I'm functional this is what I mean
Please don't tell mom
It really hurts
I fell like everyone worships avocados
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