You can't defeat me
My taste in women
When you take a free sample and pretend to care about the product
When you're still tired but have to wake up for work
My favorite hello and hardest goodbye
Imagine sleeping all night
I am making an omelette
Me getting ready for work
This how your girl sits and stares at you
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