When your relative offers you money and you pretend like you can't take it at first
I have got 99 problems
*Puts car in neutral*
How men shower
Me late at night googling some nonsense because I can't sleep
Sometimes I just want to grab my 3 dollars and run away
When you forget to shake the mustard bottle
When you scream out the lyrics of a song but it hasn't gotten to that part yet
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