When you hit a pothole and your check engine light turns off
When Pinocchio has been roasting me
Me tryna find a song
The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
When everything keeps going wrong, but you're used to it
My family: is quiet for most of the day
Me in 1992 wasting time resting instead of buying a house
My message speed VS. Friends reply speed
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