My wife's hair in the drain
Do you know how bad those energy drinks are for you?
Me after I do the dishes
When you wake up sleepier than when you went to bed
When you finally found the courage to join the conversation
Deer when they hear a twig snap
When you did see a few red flags
My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
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