I don't think coffee even wakes me up anymore
Watching scenes from The Shire
Me embarrassed because I grabbed the loudest cart in the store
When you put on a silly hat at the store and wait for your friend to notice
Finally catches up with all my bills
Worst she can say is no
The 3 year old bag of frozen peas in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again
Oh, I see. Now I totally get it.
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