The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
When I see another person with my name
Being a parent VS. Being an uncle
It's so wrong
When you check your phone in the middle of the night
Me eating again because I'm bored
The car behind me when I try to drive at night
Relationship status: Probably never again
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