My family: is quiet for most of the day
Me trying to learn from my mistakes
When anyone asks my favourite weather
What makes you happy?
Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken
Sorry, I didn't text back
Do you have my phone?
When you scream out the lyrics of a song but it hasn't gotten to that part yet
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