Not much of a rise and shine person
Home is where you trust the toilet seat
Imagine sleeping all night
My name alone will ruin someone's whole day
Ironically some of the worst people in my life made me a better person
Too old to be young, and too young to be old
I wish I could be the load of laundry in my dryer
My heart is telling me a to pack all my stuff and move to new city
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