Ironically some of the worst people in my life made me a better person

I'd be so unstopable if I wasn't sleepy all the time

Things I'm bad at: singing

I could never be a DJ because I'd play songs strictly for me

"Because I don't want to" is an extremely valid reason

I mastered bouncing back

Going back to your ex is like trying to warm up McDonald's in a microwave

I wish I could be the load of laundry in my dryer