I'd be so unstopable if I wasn't sleepy all the time
Not much of a rise and shine person
Sometimes our lives have to be completely shaken up
Going back to your ex is like trying to warm up McDonald's in a microwave
I could never be a DJ because I'd play songs strictly for me
Sitting in your car outside of your house is self care
Home is where you trust the toilet seat
Creating worlds in which my soul feels at home
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