Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no
When I peel potatoes
When someone starts talking to me
First sip of green tea
POV: You're gonna clank this twice befor using it
What the dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM
Me and my friends when we have money
My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do
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