When you play death metal for your friends
Worst she can say is no
My house plants watching me put water in the coffee maker
Friend I haven't seen in years
Apple when you bite it and Apple after 5 minutes
Time to test your reflexes
When you send thoughts and prayers
Tupperware after you put spaghetti in it
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