I don't wanna work but I need the money
Some screenshots are memories and some are evidence
When you stop to let someone cross
*Dented car speeds past me*
How the professor explains it
But hey, things happen
Choosing a shoe at 13 that I'm about to make my entire personality the next 20 years of my life
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