Me: *texts my dad an important life update*
When my kids come to tell me a message from my wife
Do not touch my scissors
It ends with me!
It's just a video game
When you ask your mum for money and she says bring my purse
Me at the very edge of the mattress
Don't ever tell me what I can and can't do
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