Do not touch my scissors
Kids will call your name a hundred times
When your parents are yelling at you
In the backseat, opening a bag of candy
Me at the very edge of the mattress
My face when my kids tell me to turn down my music
My dad fixing his car
Mom, I missed the bus
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