When your father is yelling at you about being irresponsible on your way to school and you're waiting to tell him that you forgot your bag at home

When mom finishes counting till zero

Me trying to convince my kids this milkshake tastes bad

Referring to 90s music as classics or oldies

How I imagine my father looked as a baby

Me: *texts my dad an important life update*

How my daughter sleeps

Then you ain't hungry