I need to start going out more
Stabbing my cereal 3 times before the 1st bite to activate the flavor
When people hold the door for you
When you hit a pothole and it sounds expensive
When a car stops to let you cross the road
I will restart the entire song if you talk over my fav part
Do you wanna play?
I'm gonna go to bed early today
I'm going to keep you clean and take care of you
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