Not much of a rise and shine person
My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
Me right before I ask for something
Me telling my life story to the gas station cashier at 4am
The good ice
The fastest things on Earth
Harry Potter at the end of every school year
When everyone at work is in a bad mood except you
My first time at Disneyland
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