Not much of a rise and shine person
Parents yelling at siblings... and you
Me plotting out the perfect exit when I've reached my social limit
Peppers produce a chemical that triggers pain response
Why you don't ask men to put the food up
When you just want some sleep
Getting home from a concert
It's just a video game
My car starts so I know my car keys are somewhere inside it
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