Not much of a rise and shine person

When the speaker dies in the middle of my live performance

What did you eat today?

My reaction when I see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life

I want to be mysterious so bad but this is my personality

Talking to people your age who have their lives figured out

Someone: sends a screenshot

After getting my nails done

Me in 1992 wasting time resting instead of buying a house