Me having a bunch of assignments due
Four year old me waiting to hand dad the wrench
When the doctor takes an x-ray of my heart
I don't love the way you lie
When you ask someone for directions
Tell employees we can't afford to pay more
My face when my kids tell me to turn down my music
My wife's hair in the drain
Why I can't hang out
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