I'll take a warm shower
Dudes when their team loses
My relationship is like my car
Sometimes I'm late because I sit like this for a long time
Me thinking a road trip with kids will be fun
When you & your Facebook friends finally agree to meet somewhere
When your shampoo says "Repairs damage" but you're still broken on the inside
I have two problems in life
When you make food to eat while watching Netflix
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