I'll take a warm shower
I have the best mom
Me: *gets on the floor to do crunches*
Stop being mad at me, I'm hungry
Why aren't you working?
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That one biscuit when I open the pack
Me mocking my kids faces
I'm going to keep you clean and take care of you
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