I'll take a warm shower
Me who lied on my resume
When you start eating the food you have at home instead of eating out
When you take that walk of faith into your kitchen
My car starts so I know my car keys are somewhere inside it
Sitting in your car outside of your house is self care
Me, needing an extremely specific step by step tutorial
When your best friend asks you to save a seat for them
My whole week explained
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