I'll take a warm shower

This is going to be me in 50 years

When you ask your mum for money and she says bring my purse

Just because you fit in, doesn't mean you're in the right place

Going back to your ex is like trying to warm up McDonald's in a microwave

Promise you won't tell anyone

With the heat on and the windows up

Daniel Radcliffe in goblet of fire

I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk