I'll take a warm shower
My routine is simple
I never have enough time to do anything
Me: *gets on the floor to do crunches*
Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?
When you haven't slept all night but you're in a good mood
POV: You're an Android user
I can be this and also like this
I'm not supposed to tell anybody
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