I'll take a warm shower
I will restart the entire song if you talk over my fav part
Waking up 6 AM to work VS. Waking up at 6 AM to travel
*Dented car speeds past me*
I don't love the way you lie
She's probably talking to someone else
Me: *texts my dad an important life update*
When you open the oven to check if the pizza is done
Me at the store
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