I'll take a warm shower
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Reasons why I turn on the TV
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Me googling the number that called me
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I'm going to keep you clean and take care of you
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When I'm behind a slow car
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My cat: I lost my toy under the couch
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Talking to people your age who have their lives figured out
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When someone starts talking to me
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When you drop your phone off the bed
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