When you invite your lactose intolerant friends over for milkshakes
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I be like "I'm fine" then shake my leg at 147 mph
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I could be planning to wash dishes
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Getting into a relationship these days be like
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Cheer up, you only need to work tomorrow and 45 more years
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I need something sweet
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Me: *gets on the floor to do crunches*
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Gonna be late
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The best part of the orange
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