When you invite your lactose intolerant friends over for milkshakes

When your holiday ends

I know who's fake and who's real

Parents when you laugh once after you missed school for being sick

When everything keeps going wrong, but you're used to it

Here's a job you can't mess up

This is what I lost most during my childhood

When you leave the potatoes in the bag for a month

Going back to your ex is like trying to warm up McDonald's in a microwave