When you invite your lactose intolerant friends over for milkshakes

When you have pets and you forget to lint roll yourself

Me deciding how many cloves of garlic to add to a recipe

When your job is calling you on your day off

When you see your friends doing good in life

When I have to stick with a decision I made

Me asking everyone how they like their burger

Me embarrassed because I grabbed the loudest cart in the store

When you have to keep adjusting the volume of the movie...