When you invite your lactose intolerant friends over for milkshakes

Me late at night googling some nonsense because I can't sleep

I don't know if I can afford it

When you're mad at him VS. When he's mad at you

What the dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM

Me, an intellectual

Let's make a video call

When you grab the bottle of dish soap and a bunch of tiny bubbles comes out

I'm not clingy at all