POV: Me staring into a mirror watching my barber ruin my whole social life

Cheer up, you only need to work tomorrow and 45 more years

When you put on a silly hat at the store and wait for your friend to notice

I skip the first slice of bread

Me telling my life story to the gas station cashier at 4am

I could never be a DJ because I'd play songs strictly for me

Relatable

I'm gonna have a good day today

When you finish every possible quest in a game