When your life's a mess already

When your human says eating too many treats is unhealthy

Ne eating in my class

If you don't do this at your house, you are too rich for me

Your girlfriend when you're telling a story and mention another girl's name

Do all men think towels will dry like this?

Good morning beautiful, how's your day going?

Why aren't you working?

Introverts preparing to say "here" during attendance