After all, why not?
I'm not supposed to tell anybody
Me parallel parking
Your girl when she doesn't like what she ordered
When I'm in the middle of a big boss fight
When I get back from my trip
Stays in the house so I won't spend money
When you forget to shake the mustard bottle
When you keep dying in the exact same spot in a game
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