When your job is calling you on your day off
Me fake sleeping in the car
80 missed calls from my mom
I don't want to drive
Going back to your ex is like trying to warm up McDonald's in a microwave
When your parents are yelling at you
Me dissociating in the middle of a conversation
Takes one sip of coffee
But hey, things happen
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