My name alone will ruin someone's whole day
Maybe if I work hard...
My kid coming to ask me if they can eat a family size bag of chips
When you open up the grill and all that meat smoke hits you in the face
Make hotel checkouts past noon
My family: is quiet for most of the day
The real Bermuda Triangle
The older I get, the more I understand this outburst
What country am I going to next?
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