I fell like everyone worships avocados
*An unknown number calling me*
Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?
I am making an omelette
It is what it is!
When he asks me why I'm crying again but I'm just a chill girl who feels things deeply
Honesty is the key
Stop making faces at people
Watching Brooklyn 99
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