I fell like everyone worships avocados

Me listening to my family judging people for things that I would do also

I doubt it!

If you need someone to talk to, I'm here

I love my pillow because it gives me different hairstyle every morning

When you already frustrated this will send you over the edge

My dad played that card until I was 16

Dad, wake up!

Do you want to order takeout and have a Harry Potter marathon?