I fell like everyone worships avocados
Me in 1992 wasting time resting instead of buying a house
Me: Nice to meet you
When someone starts talking to me
Me after shaving my beard
What's your favorite thing to do?
I want a girl who loves long romantic walks
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I use to say "ima b single forever" as a joke... but bro I don't think it's a joke anymore
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