Every family has a member who's known as "the traveler"

When my pet starts liking someone else too much

When everyone at work is in a bad mood except you

So you are a good player

The argument in my head VS. What I actually end up saying

When they see your browser history

When you were trying for a 60% on your math test...

The four horsemen of stuff you eat when you're standind with the fridge open trying to decide what to eat

When you're mad but he says "give me a kiss"