When anyone asks my favourite weather
When Netflix freezes to ask if you're still watching
You begged me to on hotspot for you, I did and you're showing me a funny video on Instagram and expecting me to laugh
No, I'm not letting you in
People who change job frequently VS. People who stay at the same job
When your life's a mess already
My brain two seconds after I lock a door
Time to test your reflexes
Stabbing my cereal 3 times before the 1st bite to activate the flavor
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