When you are too shy to ask people to move
When you don't need a squad
I can tell how someone is feeling about me by just making it up in my head
Opens washing machine to take out washed clothes
When a pretty girl calls me pretty
Here's a job you can't mess up
Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no
Me who lied on my resume
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