When it's a non-wash hair day

Flushing the toilet after looking at memes for hours

When a car stops to let you cross the road

You can't just share memes all day

If I ever win the lottery, I ain't tellin no one but there will be signs

A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear

Me pretending to be listening to somebody's boring story

Me having a bunch of assignments due

I need to fix my sleep schedule