When it's a non-wash hair day

Relatable

Going back to your ex is like trying to warm up McDonald's in a microwave

It's awesome that your alarm wakes up everyone except you

When are you going to give us grandkids?

Parents when you laugh once after you missed school for being sick

I need to start going out more

I'm glad someone finally said it

Everyone has a sandwich that they think about for the rest of their life