When dad tells a terrible joke
My knees once I get up off the couch
I don't wanna work but I need the money
Me waiting for it to be late so I can hurry up
The last piece of toilet paper
Then you ain't hungry
If someone delete their story before 24 hours It means target has seen the story
Bringing your dad both screwdrivers
Me who lied on my resume
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