My life, my rules
Me staring at my bed one last time before I leave
Me trying to control my facial expression
Me laughing at my own jokes before I hit send
If you don't do this at your house, you are too rich for me
When I'm singing a song and someone corrects me
My forehead
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
Everytime I see a cactus
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