My life, my rules
The sandwich maker doesn't get the credit it deserves
Stop using your energy to worry
When you finish a conversation
Tell employees we can't afford to pay more
Home is where you trust the toilet seat
Cheer up, you only need to work tomorrow and 45 more years
Today was great
The same songs again and again
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