I want to be mysterious so bad but this is my personality
My brain when I'm trying to remember
I won the genetic lottery
He was alone, he had no friends, had no lover, he spent all his time alone at home
Who cries when they're mad?
When mom finishes counting till zero
My message speed VS. Friends reply speed
My wife's hair in the drain
I'm just living
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