My taste in women
When a baby passes you a fake phone
What your taxi driver see's before you jump in
Finally catches up with all my bills
Good morning beautiful, how's your day going?
Feeling safe in someone's energy
When I'm behind a slow car
Me trying to convince my kids this milkshake tastes bad
99% of men could sit in this exact spot in this exact chair all day long and consider it a great day
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