My dog won't hurt you
Me trying to find the motivation to go to work tomorrow
Me overreacting at easily solvable problems
I had breakfast today
When you eat potatoes straight out of the oven without letting them cool down
When you rub your eyes
Me laughing at my own jokes before I hit send
When someone asks you how your night went
Tell employees we can't afford to pay more
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