My relationship is like my car
I know how to shuffle music
When I'm finally finished doing everything by myself
When people hold the door for you
Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no
Stomachs don't belong in leggings
Me after 20 minutes of peopling
Me whenever I see a camera
Me when I'm done taking pictures with the Snapchat filters
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