When you eat chicken every day
Me in my living room after my kids go to bed
There's logic to my laziness
When your job is calling you on your day off
I mastered bouncing back
Introverts when they are asked what superpower they want
I don't know you anymore
You always got an attitude for no reason
When you forget to shake the mustard bottle
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