When you eat chicken every day
Me and my child looking at the math problem
I used to always think Aunties had a lot of money
Me watching how to lose weight quickly tutorials
When my alarm wakes me up
Waiting for the next text while we arguing
My name alone will ruin someone's whole day
Choosing a shoe at 13 that I'm about to make my entire personality the next 20 years of my life
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
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