It's wird but my handwriting depends on a brand of a pen

What I actually do

When you accidentally send the screenshot to the person you screenshotted

That's why I spend so much time in the restroom

Ironically some of the worst people in my life made me a better person

Me sitting in a meeting that could've been a an email

Me trying to use a shower at a hotel

Me missing my jobless life after getting a job

When she replies fast