When it's almost bedtime

I be like "I'm fine" then shake my leg at 147 mph

Me trying to send a nice message to my dad

I created a mini version of myself

Have you ever borrowed yourself your own money that you had saved for something but used it for something else and promise to repay yourself?

Whenever a potential employer says "We're all like a family here"

Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against the wall

When someone ask me directions